May 2013
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
louisgirldirectioner:
HE IS SURROUNDED BY THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN BIKINIS AND BATHING SUITS AND THE HAS BOTH HANDS AT HIS SIDE, TUCKED INTO HIS POCKETS
PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW HE IS A STRAIGHT WOMANIZER WHO SLEEPS WITH OVER 400 WOMEN A YEAR
NO HE IS HARRY CUPCAKE STYLES WHO IS FOREVER IN LOVE AND FAITHFUL TO HIS BOYFRIEND LOUIS
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
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you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
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jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
lirrylirry:
lux has literally been living the dream since birth
nointerrruption:
oh my god but could you imagine harry going to parents day at preschool and having to fit his huge body in those tiny plastic chairs as he sits next to his child helping them color and write their name and he’d probably let all the little kids put stickers all over his body and in his hair and it might hurt to take them off but he wouldn’t mind ;_;
stopharry2013:
harry would the type of father thats so excited for his first child that he packs your bag for the hospital and when you start having the baby throws the bag in the car and almost drives away without you
sleepstagram:
fuckmylifeandonedirection:
What do ya mean you don’t like daddy’s tattoo?
Shhh honey you’re wrong
sorry for poking your eye let’s find mom….
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lustforpayne:
but was it really necessary for him to be outside…shirtless….holding a baby…?